The sacred name community is buzzing over the discovery of a new discovery. Found within the hills of the Appalachian Mountains of Boone North Carolina, Apostle Prophet Yah ben Yah was on a trek.
"Well I was doing some work for the Appalachian Bigfoot society, trying to find droppings or just anything we can find" ben Yah says. "And a native American man approached me with this scroll, he said Yahbadabbadoo said to give it to me, he knew my name and even my real hair color. He handed over the scroll with some anointed tzitzit that will help me to stop the nephilim alien invasion."
Ben Yah continues, "He said, 'In two years YahbadabbaShua will return and you need to translate this and publish it soon.' I said, 'Two years?! OMG! That's tomorrow!'. And so I got home and started translating."
Sacred name scholars are stunned. "This is an extremely important find, we see there isn't any vowel markers and the penmanship is impeccable" says Abba Alohym from Christians are Pagan Ministries.
The scholars at 'Yahbadabbadoo Sacred Name International LLC met at an undisclosed head shop and they all unanimously agreed on this document's authenticity. They said to expect the first edition of their Bible after they learn how to use find and replace on Microsoft Word.
Theological Insights from Rabbi Eved Banah the North American Rebbe of Ani Judaism